The Reporter

:iiiiteii§ '-■!-; www.stetsonreporter.com Matt Damon and Steven Soderbergh's latest collaboration exposes one the oddest undercover jobs in US history by turning a drama into a quick witted comedy - page 6 Thursday, September 24, 2009 by Natalya. Jones Kissing has always been an interesting and somewhat taboo topic of conversation. The person involved, the location, the technique, and the length of the kiss makes making out an even more intriguing subject. William Cane, the.author of How to Kiss and The Art of Kissing Book of Questions and Answers, delved further into this topic through his Art of Kissing lecture that took place Wednesday in Elizabeth Hall through live demonstration complete with pictures. The participants who acted out the various kisses and techniques were six couples from Stetson, among them including Emilie Pitts, Nick Kenyan, and Arthur Marques. Cane had the volunteers demonstrate kisses such as the Upside Down Vacuum Kiss, the Sliding Kiss, and the Music Kiss. Props and a bit of role playing was intertwined with the presentation that brought howls of laughter and dropped jaws from the audience members. One "kissing fantasy" that consisted of role playing included the men dressing as dentists and kissing the women upside down, who then tackled the men to the floor and mounted them, still kissing. The men also acted as professors and kissed the women "student" while assisting with an assignment. Students thoroughly enjoyed this presentation. "I thought it was informative, hysterical, and entertaining," states a sophomore physiology major. Jessica Bianco, a sophomore music major agrees. "I thought it was fun. I'm pretty sure everyone went home and kissed after." This may sound like a raunchy sex-driven performance, but do not be misled - in his pictures, Cane provided statistics and graphs. For instance, Cane stated that women like ear kisses twice as much as men, and provided a pie chart stating the percentages of whether or not men like the taste of lipstick. He also showed a bar graph showing which type of kisses men and women like more. Along with the visuals, Cane read quotes from his book and asked the audience what type of kissing they preferred. Cane has written four books on this topic and has written for newspapers and magazines including Seventeen and Woman's Day. He also attended Boston College Law School and in 1986, briefly practiced law. He has a Master of Arts degree in English from Boston University. Introducing--our , new columnist: .The Curious Christian, - ■ . Pages Jay-Z doesn't bring the same style this 'time, Page 6. New Crew coach brings experience, - passion, Page ii VP: No Printing Fees in Sight by Maria Wrabel It's Monday morning. You have spent the entire weekend working on an eight-page paper. The only thing left to do is print it out. You run to the library just before your class, log onto the computer, and a random window pops up in the left-hand corner of your screen. It reads "Balance>'$0.00." Panic flashes through your mind - are you going to have to pay to print out these eight pages? The answer is no. That box, called "Paper Cut," is a "software program [installed by IT) that monitors paper usage in the labs and smart classrooms on campus," said a message sent to students on August 31. Many students have mistaken this box to mean that Stetson will be charging students for printing. This, however, is just a rumor. Stetson is not planning on charging students for printing any time in the near future. Bill Penney, Associate Vice President for Information Technology, clarified the situation. "We're just collecting data this semester. We want to see how much paper the average student uses." Penney elaborated on the history behind the idea of the program. Ten years ago, Stetson addressed the issues of rising paper costs. They added to the technology fee, which pays for paper, the computers, people to run theTabs, and wireless Internet in the buildings and dorms, Penney said. Now, Stetson faces a similar situation, and consequently implemented the Paper Cut program to perform research so they can take appropriate action steps in the future — the relatively far off future, that is. "It will take approximately three or four semesters to do this research. As of right now, we have no intention of charging for printing even when the research is done," Penney said. If they did implement anything, it would likely be a rather high limit on the amount of paper students could use with no charge. As students know, neither the library nor Please See "Printing," P. 3