The Stetson Reporter

y. yy °^.. ■—^ Scientist!, theorize that tlie mind of tlie Citibank Classic Visa (.urdmeinher (Fit; A} is secure because it receives superior senue: the nunc!ofthenon-Citibank C'lassic 11sa cardmember 'I'li; 11) is not secure because—could it be—it has a st rew loose'.' The Anatomy of the Otibank Classic card: a body of services and peace of mind lOr StUU6IltS. For years, scientists could only theorize about the Citibank Classic Visa9 card, unable to actually observe anything below its epidermal surface (i.e. the plastic). Surely, the highly intelligent services were evidence of an advanced brain. But with the latest advances in x-ray technology, and when the light could catch the various parts just so, it was confirmed: the Citibank Classic Visa card is head to toe more evolved than ever imagined. Tl At its backbone are 3 services to cover the purchases you make on the card. Starting at the Lower Costal Spine, we see Citibank Price Protection can assure you of the best price. All you have to do is discover the same item advertised in print for less, within 60 days, and Citibank will refund the difference up to $150'. Along the Oops-lt- Slipped Disc, Buyers Security'"' can cover those purchases against accidental damage, lire or theft, for 90 days from the date of purchase1; and Citibank Lifetime Warranty5"' allows one to extend the warranty for the expected service life of eligible products up to 12 years:. So ifyou ever buy a walkman, a stereo, whatever, it will be reassuring to know that Citibank can bend and be flexible while still lending support. 1] The backbone is then connected to the cranium or headbone. \bu can actually see it on the top left hand corner ofthe card. Look at the bottom ofthe page. The Citibank Photocard has the head ofthe cardholder on it, as well as his or her own signature, right on the front. That way, it will help prevent fraud. It will make a good form of ID as well, since you get to choose your own photo. Tl But what about the Nervous System? The fact is, it doesn't have one, not in the spinal cord nor in the brain. What it has is the Very Calm System. Because even if your credit card gets stolen, or gets lost, an involuntary muscle called the Extendiis Anewcardeus activates the Lost Waller"1 Service which can replace your card usually within 24 hours, "fl As suspected, there's another involuntary muscle: the heart—a. beating and caring heart, big enough to give students special discounts and savings. YovlVl receive a $20 Airfare Discount on domestic flights3; savings on mail order purchases, sports equipment, magazines and musics a low variable interest rate of 15.4%4; and, no annual fee. (In other words, the card itself doesn't cost a forelimb and a hindlimb.) H Naturally the heart ofthe Citibank Visa card pumps life and personalized customer service into all its parts, 24 hours a day. So no matter what the question you might have concerning your card, you need only call the 800 number. Citibank representatives each have a neck they are eager to stick out for you. They will always lend an ear. Or a hand. They will keep an eye out for you. They will put their best foot forward. Etc. Tl So call to. apply.'\bu don't need a job or a cosigner. And call if you'd like your photo added to your regular Citibank Classic Visa •card. The number is 1-800-CITIBANK (1-800-248-4226), extension 19. Tl If we take an overview of the whole body of services that make up the Citibank Classic Visa card, and consider that it will facilitate building a credit history, then you must shake a leg, flex your index finger and call today. CITIBANK® CLASSIC Ituuta.'WaXfyA . ,/:-y «U28 ooxa m%h ;mo 06/93 03/31/9% W 1//Cj1 Not just Visa. Citibank Visa. 'Certain conditions and exclusions apply. Please refer to your Summary of Additional Program Information. Buyers Security is underwritten by The Zurich International UK Limited.-'Certain restrictions and limitations apply. Underwritten by "the New Hampshire Insurance Company. Service life expectancy vanes by product and is at least the minimum based on retail industry data. Details of coverage are available in your Summary of Additional Program Information. 'Offer expires 6/30/94. Minimum ticket purchase price is $100. Rebates are for Citibank student cardmembers on tickets issued by ISE Flights only.' The Annual Percentage Rate (APR) for purchases is IS4% as of 10/93 and may vary quarterly. The APR for cash advances is 19.8%. If a finance charge is imposed, the minimum is 50 cents. There is an additional finance charge for each cash advance transaction equal lo 2% ofthe amount of each cash advance transaction: however, it will not be less than $2.00 or greater than $10.00. Monarch* Notes are published by Monarch Press, a di\ ision of Simon & Schuster, a Paramount Communications Company. Used by permission of publisher. <& 1993 Citibank (South Dakota), N.A. Member FD1C. Monarch Notes'8 Version: With your purchases covered, no fee, and a low rate, the Citibank Classic Visa card will go easy on your Nervous System. Call 1-800-CITIBANK (1-800-248-4226), extension 19. eMo oner yrloridaS KJuteit (Soiteaiaie I It ewipaper Inside Hatter Mascot Left to the Student Vote 4 Alum Does Time in Jail.. 6 Surf Team Places in First Competition 12 November 23,1993 Stetson University DeLand, Florida Volume 106, Number 12 First exhibition g?a.me of season shows promise See page i 4 iy^>yv SN- )\^>s -c*.